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A place where the proprietor legally changed his name to God. God lives in the back of the Meet Rack and when he is present, you can actually tour his home as he plays tour guide. Apparently what lies within is a small apartment where he lives and a separate sex room, just off the entrance. The sex room has a special chair and various bondage equipment.
Inside the bar, but outside the entrance to God's home the hall is filled with photos of what are probably patrons of the Meat Rack and friends of God on river rafting trips and other fun adventures. What is more entertaining than these photos is the posting of the lawsuit brought against God for branding patrons. Yes, he brands willing, or not so willing, according to the lawsuit, participants with a customized branding iron that leaves the Meet Rack logo on the flesh. Once branded, you receive discounted drinks for life. Tempting...
The liquor is cheap, but do not expect to order anything call. The beer selection is limited to Heinekin and PBR and is intentionally expensive to discourage the frou-frou types. Really, how could you not love this dive bar?
Expect things such as the juke box to be broken. But the pool tables seem to work.
Ladies, do make sure to purchase a condom from the ladies bathroom, however, don't let you night depend on receiving something from it as it also has a tendency to break. But, if it is functioning, you're in for a treat.

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